Congrats On Not Dying Young Birthday Card
A bold, illustrated birthday card featuring a layered cake design, with the message built into the cake itself reading “Congrats On Not Dying Young”. Darkly funny, blunt and very of the moment, this design celebrates survival with zero sentimentality and maximum humour.
Ideal for retailers looking for modern, edgy birthday cards with strong visual impact, it’s perfect for customers who love dry humour, bold illustration and cards that say what everyone’s thinking… just louder.
Blank for a personal message.
Size: A6, 105 x 148mm
Paper: Sustainably sourced 300gsm cardstock
Envelope: Recycled kraft envelope included
Packaging: Plastic free
Production: Made in the UK
We post out orders at least once a week to UK addresses. International shipping is not available at this time.
Postage fees range from £3.50 - £9
See our full shipping policy for details
We post out orders at least once a week to UK addresses. International shipping is not available at this time.
Postage fees range from £3.50 - £9
See our full shipping policy for details
We accept returns within 14 days of purchase. You can return your product onto one of our store gift cards or swap for a different product.
As a small business we can only issue refunds on faulty products.
See our full returns and refunds policy.
We accept returns within 14 days of purchase. You can return your product onto one of our store gift cards or swap for a different product.
As a small business we can only issue refunds on faulty products.
See our full returns and refunds policy.
Harbour Lane is an independent gift shop with two locations: one of our shops is in South Queensferry and the other in Fortrose. We are best known for our illustrated homewares including lampshades and cushions and bolsters.
Harbour Lane is an independent gift shop with two locations: one of our shops is in South Queensferry and the other in Fortrose. We are best known for our illustrated homewares including lampshades and cushions and bolsters.
Congrats On Not Dying Young Birthday Card
A bold, illustrated birthday card featuring a layered cake design, with the message built into the cake itself reading “Congrats On Not Dying Young”. Darkly funny, blunt and very of the moment, this design celebrates survival with zero sentimentality and maximum humour.
Ideal for retailers looking for modern, edgy birthday cards with strong visual impact, it’s perfect for customers who love dry humour, bold illustration and cards that say what everyone’s thinking… just louder.
Blank for a personal message.
Size: A6, 105 x 148mm
Paper: Sustainably sourced 300gsm cardstock
Envelope: Recycled kraft envelope included
Packaging: Plastic free
Production: Made in the UK
We post out orders at least once a week to UK addresses. International shipping is not available at this time.
Postage fees range from £3.50 - £9
See our full shipping policy for details
We post out orders at least once a week to UK addresses. International shipping is not available at this time.
Postage fees range from £3.50 - £9
See our full shipping policy for details
We accept returns within 14 days of purchase. You can return your product onto one of our store gift cards or swap for a different product.
As a small business we can only issue refunds on faulty products.
See our full returns and refunds policy.
We accept returns within 14 days of purchase. You can return your product onto one of our store gift cards or swap for a different product.
As a small business we can only issue refunds on faulty products.
See our full returns and refunds policy.
Harbour Lane is an independent gift shop with two locations: one of our shops is in South Queensferry and the other in Fortrose. We are best known for our illustrated homewares including lampshades and cushions and bolsters.
Harbour Lane is an independent gift shop with two locations: one of our shops is in South Queensferry and the other in Fortrose. We are best known for our illustrated homewares including lampshades and cushions and bolsters.